@justinecat

Apr 06

“If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to do so. Think twice before reserving a space in your heart for people who do not make an effort to stay.” — 60 quotes that will change the way you think

Apr 03

He had to leave rattle this morning.
Him: bye! *grabs my toe.
Her: hey!
Him: bye! *paws at my toe like our cat felix
Her: hey!
Him: bye! *steps on my toe
Her: HAHAHAHA

A coworker said 'but she's so ugly' when we found out a co-worker was raped.. - Imgur -

A coworker said ‘but she’s so ugly’ when we found out a co-worker was raped.. - Imgur -

Apr 02

detox drink

Red Apple (quarter, remove seed)
Rock Melon (1/8, keep seed, remove green skin but keep the white hard part)
Papaya (remove seed, remove skin, medium size- 1/8)
Blueberry (1 box to use for one week’s worth) 
Carrots (1/4, remove skin)
Tomato (1/4, remove skin, keep seeds)
Celery (half a stick)
Bittergourd (medium size 1/8, keep seeds-important coz the seeds although bitter, fights cancer)
Lettuce (3 leaves)
Cucumber (1/4 remove skin)
Lemon (1 slice, size of ringer, keep skin, remove seed if any)
Blended with 1 full cup of ice and filled with water
The coarser the better to retain the fiber but if its too difficult to drink then blend till its watery.

Apr 01

Stupid shit that amuses me

Stupid shit that amuses me

Green Curry Porridge -

Green Curry Porridge -

The Food Lab: Maximize Flavor by Ultra-Smashing Your Burger -

The Food Lab: Maximize Flavor by Ultra-Smashing Your Burger -

Mar 23

Tragic is getting into a colleague’s car after work to go home and ending up in a casket instead.

Tragic is getting lung cancer when you’ve never smoked.

Tragic is falling asleep watching Harry Potter and never waking up.

It’s boarding a plane to Beijing and disappearing into thin air.

It’s not “getting a bad batch of MDMA”.

But of course I’m not allowed to have an opinion differing from yours.

Conservative or liberal, you’re all the fucking same. My way or the highway. With me or against me.

Mar 22

He knows his priorities

Mar 19

i cook a killer lasagna apparently